happenstance.

Sometimes I get the itch to go out for a drink thinking I might miss meeting the woman of my dreams, but then I realize the woman of my dreams isn’t at a bar at 12:36 on a Wednesday morning. No, the woman of my dreams is asleep in bed with her lame boyfriend she’s only now beginning to see is…

“The woman of my dreams just twitched in her sleep because I mentioned her.”

Sighhh, say what you will about JM, but he sure knows how to write a way into a woman’s heart.

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    john mayer, you are pure genius.
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    dis­tant sound­ing....con­ver­sa­tions...nec­es­sar­ily
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    The man of my dreams just exudes confidence. He knows he’s worth my time, so...think so...
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    For some reason,...be kinda sweet. Am...one? John Mayer’s...